Hey! What are you two losers up to? I thought I’d come help.
Malia does NOT need your permission
The one good thing Malia has said all season.
I miss Winnie so much and I want her to come home so I can squish her and squeeze her and love her and she’s gunna yell, “No, get off me!” but she’s gunna love it deep down — like way deep down, like so deep down that she’s probably going to punch me in the chest when I still refuse to let go but it’s ok because I know she loves it. Then we’re going to eat cheeseburgers and watch Teen Wolf and The Fosters and talk about how cereal is paramount to the success of a family.
But I might be a little mad because I have four sleeps left until she gets home and that bitch only has three left because of the time difference.